The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to imagine a new colour

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!