The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!