The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!