The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to turn things in to wood

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!