The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to die

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to be born.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to speak brail.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!