the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!