The ability to be a successful troll.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to die at will

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!