The power to read your own mind!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to be yourself.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!