The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to have a black president

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!