The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to lactate air.

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A healing punch

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fall up.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!