The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The power to die

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!