the power to have no one read this post

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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To call me maybe

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!