The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to die on command

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power of not knowing

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!