The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power spite flower

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to die at will

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!