The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Swiss army teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!