The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to commit suicide.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!