The power to spell backwards.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Dejavu

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!