To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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the power die if you think.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to die

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!