The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to see through glass

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to see through a hole

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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captain obvious

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!