The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!