Death at will

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to hate nature

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to turn into paper

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!