The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power die if you think.

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The power of trolling your self

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!