The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to turn wine into water

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to die

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!