The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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Having the power of a normal human

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!