the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to sing but your mute

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!