Balls.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Endless falling....

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power to always hug people

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to die

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!