The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to turn into paper

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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mint berry crunch

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to have a power.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!