the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to die at will

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Feeling people's depression.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!