The power to look TV

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to microwave bread

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to die on command

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to always hug people

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!