The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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hey

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to see through windows!

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!