the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!