The power to speak with death people..

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Aweonao

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to change the color of your piss

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!