The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!