The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Black power

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to have no power.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!