The power to die at will

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KeemStar

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!