The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to only tell the truth

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The superpower to poo at will.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!