The power to smell poop

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The Power of cheese

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to sleep

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to herd cats

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ?????q? ???

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!