the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!