the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to die at will.

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Feeling people's depression.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!