- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

The power to only make burnt toast

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

The power to be able to not smell fart

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

Meatvision.

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

The ability to part...hair.

The ability to control water but only when it is raining

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The power to not see ads

The ability to money into dog shit.

the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

Pointless Super Powers