The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to taste your own spit

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!