The power to reseal bottles!

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!