The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to make out of thin air

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!