The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to sleep during day

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!