the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!