the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to suck your own dick

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!