the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!