The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!