The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to get foot-boners

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!