The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to be a human

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power... to read this

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the power to always hug people

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!