The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to not Waste time

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!