The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power of creating poop.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to be a dick.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power spite flower

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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to spelle caretly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!