The power to take away your power.

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the power to bi ugly

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power die if you think.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!