To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!