The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!