The power to not have this superpower

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to pee ants.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to do nothing

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to have a power.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!