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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!