The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to die at will

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!