The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!