The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power of not knowing

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The power to shit dirt!

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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Find Waldo

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!