The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to die at will

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!