The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power spite flower

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to be born.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to have a small penis

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!