Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to look TV

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to see through windows

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!