The power to see in to the future of one second

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!