The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!