The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to bi ugly

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Black power

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!