The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to understand women!!

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!