The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to walk through air.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!