the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to die on command

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!