the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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Feeling people's depression.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!