The power to be dead

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Grass eating

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!