The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!