The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!