The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The Power to die at will

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!