The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Being a Spice Girl

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!