the power to eat with your butt

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!