The power to shape shift into water

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to attract bullets

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!