The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to time travel to the present.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to get older every second

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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i like pie.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!