The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to science.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to create another human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!