The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!