The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to die at will

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!