The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the power to be powerless

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!