The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to eat food

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!