Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!