The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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Batman

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to float without gravity.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to fly in space

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!