The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to see stuff

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!