The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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Melting

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to die on command

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!