The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!