The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Really bendy thumb

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to nit propely

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!