The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the power to control nothing

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!